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THIS MY FIRST TIME BLOG SETS ALL TIME OP ONE DAY RECORD
Posted:Apr 11, 2018 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2018 7:25 am
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THIS TOS SIMPLY SHOW HOW THE TOTALVIEWS NUMBERS IN THIS BLOG SECTION ARE CHEATED AND FUDGED BIG TIME FOR YEARS NOW.....


I'm sure all of you daily and/or regular readers of these Out Personal Blogs have been aware of the ongoing battle of lets say each side ing each other Fakes and Liars!

So incorporating my Computer ience Degree and obtained from Iowa State University, I will explain in no uncertain clear cut definitive terms, exactly How and Why the basic mass majority of our bloggers have arrived at odds with each other and what so Stupidly is at stake.

I cant name exact member names but will be clear and definitive in letting you correctly identify and recognize all parties concerned and involved in this so ed rather foolish BLOG WAR..

BUT FIRST LET MY VIEWED NUMBERS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES IN TERMS OF NOT BEING REAL READERS THAT CLICKED ON MY BLOG,BUT RATHER THE METHOD I USED ON PURPOSE TO OBTAIN THEM AND FOOL YOU ALL.

FOR MANY NOW, BLOGGER WHO I WILL NAME ONDA CARPET RIGHT NOW, HAS HAD FANTASTIC BLOG READERSHIP NUMBERS THAT ARE ALWAYS AND I MEAN ALWAYS TO TIMES AS MANY AS ANY OTHER FELLOW BLOGGERS IN HERE.

HE WANTS YOU ALL TO THINK HIS BLOGS ARE SO GREAT, HISVAST FOLLOWING IS OFF THE CHARTS EACH AND EVERY BLOG..........TRUST ME NOTHING CAN BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH...

THIS BLOGGER CHEATS AND HAS BEEN CHEATING EVER SINCE DAY SOME 10 AGO.

NOW TO EXPOSE TO YOU ALL EXACTLY HOW HE DOES THIS ALONG WITH A NEW GROUP OF HIS NEW BUDDY TEXANS WHO ALSO USE THE VERY SAME TATIC TO DEFRAUD AND MISLEAD ALL OF YOU POOR TRUSTING READERS.

RIGHT NOW MY NUMBERS FOR THIS FIRST EVER BLOG OF MINE WHO FEW IF ANY EVEN KNOW WHO I AM HAS REACHED THE ALL TIME HIGH IN BLOG SAME DAY VIEWER NUMBERS. THIS IN LESS THAN 12 TOTAL HOURS .

ONDA CARPET USES A FEATURE ED AUTO REFRESH THAT IS A ADDON DOWNLOAD ANY OF YOU CAN GET TOTALY FREE IN UNDER TEN SHORT MINUTES.............iT IS COMPATABLE WITH FIREE FOXXX, GOOOGLE AND OHTER BROWSERS BUT NOT TOMICRO IE USERS ONLINE.

AUTO RERFRESH SIMPLY REFRESHES A WEB PAGE YOUR HAPPEN TO BE ON IN AS LITTLE AS SIMPLE SHORT SECONDS. REFRESHES MEANING IT OPENS IT UP AGAIN TO SHOW THE LATEST NUMBERS LIKE STOCK INDEX, BIDDINGS, COMMENTS ECT ECT. SO IF YOUR READING THIS BLOG RIGHT NOW AND HIT THE DROP DOWN ADDON AUTO REFRESH, YOU GET A WINDOW THAT ALLOWS YOU HAVE THIS PAGE REFRESHED 30 TIMES EACH AND EVERY SINGLE MINUTE.

THIS FEATURE FIRST ORIGNINATED FOR SPECIFFIC REASONS LIKE READING THE UP TO THE SECOND STOCK MARKET LISTINGS IN ORDER TO BUY OR SELL STOCKS AT STRATEGIC TIMES GIVING AN EDGE OVER OTHERS WITHOUY THIS KEY SOMETIMES VITAL INFORMATION.

ALSO PEOPLE TUNED IN TO ONLINE AUCTIONS GET THE LATEST LEADING BIDS SO THEY DONT OVERBID THEMSELFS AND CAN GET THE LAST BID IN AT THE VERY LAST SECOND ON ALL ONLINE AUCTION SITES.

HERE IN OUT PERSONALS, EACH TIME A BLOG IS VISITED,IT WILL BE RECORED AS A NEW COUNTED VIEW........ONDA CARPETS BLOGS CAN BE VIEWED GOING BACK TO SHOW HIS NUMBERS ARE INFLATED AND BOGUS LIES.

SO HE CLICKS ON TO HIS VERY OWN LATEST POSTED BLOG, THEN HITS AUTO REFRESH CHOOSING EVERY SECONDS AS THE REFRESH RATE AND IN THE SHORT TIME OF ONLY TWELVE TOTAL MINUTES DOING THIS , CAN AND WILL PRODUCE AN OUT PERSONAL BLOG VIEWER NUMBER CLEARLY SHOWING
HUNDRED AND FORTY TOTAL VIEWS TO DATE......

Yep at every seconds adds up to 20 a minute times 12 total minutes clearly gives him 240 total views he fudges in just 12 short minutes of his time............Go read his blog numbers going back months and months.

He now can't change nor hide them so this blog is EXPOSING HIM AS A BLATANT CHEAT AND LIAR.

100% PROOF POSITIVE YOU ALL CAN SEE WITH YOUR VERY OWN NOW WIDE OPEN INFORMED EYES.

THIS IS WHAT HE IS AND WHAT HE HAS BEEN DOING FOR AGES NOW.
NEXT in order to be Rated in order of the top and best to down the line of second, third ect rated current bloggers, OP uses the number of comments as its rating factor guide.

Now go look at his and the new 5 Texans joined blogs of late to see the bullshit comments they make to each other and even go so low as to quote each other over and over again to elevate and cheat the Genuine and real readers that find and receive enjoyment.

It's 95% themselves that comment with very few real members commenting..Go see for yourselves the judges, hc or onda carpets blogs and comments..................
How sad and small and shallow they all are. And for what I ask you? Are they that small and insecure as to go to those time consuming lengths to deceive and bullshit you readers and treat you like fools and complete idiots.

Warning if you leave a negative comment on any of their blogs, expect to be banned and censored and not allowed in............Its their way of trying to hide and mask you and i from exposing them for what they truly are. LIARS, CHEATS AND FRAUDS NOW EXPOSED OUT IN THE VERY OPEN WHERE THEY CANT HIDE BUT INSTEAD ONLY PRETEND THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING I'M EXPOSING IN FULL WITH THIS REVEALING INFORMATIVE BLOG TODAY!!

DON'T EXPECT THEM TO CHANGE NOR STOP THIER DEPLOYABLE ACTIONS ANY TIME SOON.THESE METHODS AND ACTIONS ARE DEEPLY INSTILLED IN THER BLOOD..ITS WHAT THEY ARE AND HAVE BECOME SOMEWHERE ALONG A VERY FAILED DEAD END LIFE

SO IF YOU READ ABOUT THE WONDERFUL FARM OF GREAT SEX,WEALTH,HUNG BOY FRIENDS AND HIS GREATNESS AS AN IRON CHEF TYPE BREAK COOK,SIMPLY SMILE SHAKE YOU HEAD...................ITS WHAT I HAD BEEN DOING FOR FAR TOO LONG TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK UNTIL I REACHED THE POINT OF ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

COMMENTS ARE MOST WELCOMED WITH BOTH SIDES OF VIEWS FULLY ACCEPTED AND LEFT INTACT AND NOT DELETED LIKE THEY DO.............................LET JUSTICE BE SERVED AND NOT BOGUS OCTOPUS PANCAKES!!
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HEY READERS, DO YOU LOVE ME?
Posted:Jun 6, 2018 5:41 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2018 7:26 am
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If so show me some simple basic support to put me at my rightful place..

Yes above him..........Support Herts, giveme and all of the good guys..

its votes that count.
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25 MILLION DOLLAR REWARD LEADING TO THE CAPTURE OF ???
Posted:May 25, 2018 9:40 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2018 9:50 pm
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A MAD CHEMIST whose BEER BREW has endangered all of America to a point equal to the Dec. 7, 1941 attach on Peal Harbor.

Citizens President Obama has unofficially declared that WE ARE AT WAR.

Twenty Five Million Dollar reward for the WHEREABOUTS, CAPTURE OR LOCATION LEADING TO ARREST by United States Treasury Dept.

LET'S GET MAD CHEMIST GOBBLEUUP NOW

No FBI or CIA pictures available at this time. Fugitive could be in US< Canada<Mexico or in black forest region of Germany near Alps.

Save America, lets get this guy..










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A SPECIAL POEM DEDICATED TO MY FAVORITE FARM COOK PRINCESS
Posted:May 21, 2018 8:39 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2018 9:34 pm
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THE FLYING SICKO

While aboard a Florida bound jet
Cruising along at some 28,000 feet

I suddenly had to take myself a wicked dump
So I dashed franticly, leaving my third class seat

Much to my anger and dismay
The sign read OUT OF ORDER

This about the very same dam time
We flew over the dam Georgia border

With Mother Nature very unforgiving
In issuing people a second dam chance

My bowels let go, with a nasty flow
Good gracious, I had just shit my pants

It was that fat redneck big mouthed lady
Taking up full isle seats for herself

That yelled out loud, and not too freakin proud
For the dam flight attendants to come and !!

Totally outraged and ripshit, I began to shout
It's running down both legs, get a bedpan out!!!!

The pilot called traffic control in Atlanta
As 87 other passengers began to barf

From those taco bell hot burrito’s
I had wolfed down just before dark

I wish I could tell you all
That thing’s worked out great

But that is not really what happened at all
As Homeland Security, was waiting at the gate

Wearing gas masks under their riot helmets
We all were filmed by channel 22's news

might have thought I was a terrorist
Instead of having just an accident or

Yes I was roughly water boarded
fire hoses were indeed sprayed

As all the crap wildly flew
While I was black and blued

So I'll never forget that day
I should have flown Delta

What was I thinking flying United ?
"I'm part Irish n' Native American" I reamed,

"NOT FREAKIN AL-QAEDA"
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ITS FLU SEASON SO DON'T FORGET
Posted:May 15, 2018 8:05 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2018 8:18 am
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To get your shots at your doctors or local pharmacy chain. You owe it to yourself and your loved ones.
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PRESENTING FARMBOYS FRANTIC GETTING PLOWED ACCIDENT.
Posted:May 15, 2018 7:59 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2018 12:40 am
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FARMBOYS FRANTIC PLOWING ACCIDENT

STARRING ----------- JD AS JOHN DEERE

WITH HILDA CLIMB AS ONDA'S SEEDY BUNK HOUSE GAL,

HOWIE LIED AS THE GAY MILD MANNORED TOWN BANKER

BRETLIES GREAT AUNT RALPH PLAYED BY HORACE B. HARD

WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO PERCIES PETS FOR PLEASURE SAN FRANCISO, CALIFORNIA FOR PROVIDING THE BEHIND THE BARN SEX SCENES WHEN BRETLIE WAS FIRST COLLARED!

OUR PLAY BEGINS WHEN BRETLIE FORAGING FOR NEEDE FRM BREAKFAST GRUBS IN THE BACK OF A MASON CITY GARBAGE TRUCK IS KNOCKED UNCONCIOUS WHEN THE HYDROLIC CRUSHING DOOR COMPRESSES HIS TRAPPED HEAD TO THE TUNE OF SOME THREE TONS PER CUBIC INCH.

AWAKENING SOME THREE DAYS LATER WITH ONE REAL BAD FUCKING HEADACHE, HE CRIES OUT IN VAIN FOR SOMEONE TO FETCH JD, HIS IMAGINARY GAY SEX PARTNER AND MILLIONAIRE MIDWEST PLANTATION/RANCH/FARM OWNER..

WITH HILDA CLIMB BRETLIES NO SO GREAT AUNT IS SIGNED OVER MEDICAL POWER OF ATTORNEY TO THIS DERANGED DISILLUSIONED 39 YEAR OLD BAD LUCK IN LIFE VICTIM. SHE SEES DOLLAR SIGNS DANCING IN HER EYES FROM READING BRETLIES ONLINE FARM BLOGS OVER THE PAST 43 MONTHS ONLINE!

(WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT THERE IS NO FARM AT ALL AS IT ONLY EXISTS INSIDE THE BOY WONDERS VERY ACTIVE DRUG INDUCED MIND!!)

THE BMW HE OFTEN MADE MENTION OF WAS REALLY A 1961 model Big Maytag Wash machine that hadnt worked since the raid on his moms illegal waterless laundry mat back on Feb. 30,1986.

In being told it would cost $1,385 an hour to keep poor brettie on life support, she told the doctor to pull the plug never suspecting the plug was a 22 inch med thick home fire extinguisher that bretlie had used for his very own secret dildo!!

With the last 10 inches covered with a smelly suspected brown spongey blanket of flat scat, the hospital had little choice but to place an emergency call to the Mason City fire departement Hazmart squad.

Using the Jaws of Life, things were going just fine until the action lever on the top of that extinguisher got caught on Bretlies largest hemroid which had been guarding the entrance to his boy wonder bowels!!!!!

Screams of pure horror echoed through out all three floors of Mason City Farmers hospital as fire alarms, aid raid sirens and even the swiss front doorman Sweedish
Lars began to YODEL Loudly almost non stop.

Having come some three feet over the operating table, Bretlie saw this brilliant yellow light he though was at the end of his tunnel.

But alas is was only the 350,000 thousand candle power surgery light just inches in front of his heavliy scarred face.

Luckily on the scene doing the Lords work, was my online op buddy, Preacher Tedd who was laughing so fuckin hard, he could not properly administer Bretlies Last Rights!!

Having been used hundreds of times for his daily dildo. that extinguisher had been shaken up and rocked so much, tons of internal pressure that had built up, sent it flying out the skylight and heading at supersonic speeds until it landed in front of Judge Roy Beans saloon located in Lantry, Texas some 1,292 3/5 miles away.

With his lips being scorched by the only inches away Operatiing light, poor frantic Onda_ clock resorted to using simple basic sign language he had learned while flipping the bird to passing Mason City motorist driving below him as him and his boyhood friend Howie Lied played hooky from 6th grade in favor of going pogoo hopping in farmer Rollins lower forty cattle pasture to see who could crush up the most cattle and bull turds without being bitten by horse flies.

Yes never made mention of even once......is that cow smell all cattle farmers carry for life deeply inbedded into their pores! Unmistakable and so strong and pungent only rodeo clowns or broken bronc riders could appreciate!
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OP'S TOP SIX BLOGGER LIST I MADE IN JUST TWO SHORT DAYS!
Posted:Apr 13, 2018 10:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2018 8:57 pm
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YES FOLKS JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW EASY IT IS USING UNDERHANDED SNEAKY HIDDEN TRICKS TO SNEAK BY TRUSTING UNSUSPECTING THE OUT PERSONALS BLOG STAFF TO CLIMB THE LADDER OF BLOG SUCCESS.

ALREADY NUMBER SIX RANKED IN THIS BLOG SECTION SO LETS SEE JUST WHERE THIS , MY SECOND POSTED FOR ALL TO VIE WILL TAKE AND PROGRESS ME!.

NOTE THAT BOY WONDER FARM BOI HAS WRITTEN OVER 3,600 BLOGS TO MY TWO!!!! NOT TO MENTION THAT GOBBLE HAS A HAND FULL AT MOST IN RECENT WEEKS AND IS RIGHT ON HIS CRUSTY ARSE!!

PLEASE KNOW THAT ONDA SAYS HE HAS A PISTOL IF ANY ONE INVADES HIS TURF..

YES FAKE FARM TURF THAT GIVEME AND HERSTSS HAVE TRULY AND EXPERTLY EXPOSED TO SO MANY OF YOU.

THIS IS WHY HIS BLOGS HAVE ONLY THE SAME VERY SENIOR COMMENTERS AND HE HAS TO USE MAKING COMMENTS FROM HIMSELF IN ORDER TO PAD HIS FIGURES OF TOTAL COMMENTS

DONT BE LIE ME? THEN JUST GO TO HIS BLOGS FOR THE PAST WEEKS THAT SHOW HOW HE COPIES AND PASTE CHARTROOM TEXT AND THEN COMMENTS ON OTHER COMMENTS COMMENTING ON HIM..

WHERE IS THE BLOG ABOUT ALL THE ENDLESS SPRING WORK EVERY FARM RASING BOTH GROWN CROPS AND LIVESTOCK AND BARNYARD FOWL HAS TO DO..

NEXT HE WILL SAY HE IS EMPLOYING ILLEGAL ALIENS IN DEFIENCE OF OUR PRES TRUMP SO THEY CAN FEED THEIR SHOELESS LITTLE S LIMA BEANS AND ALFALFA FROM JD'S GIANT 17 STORY SILO PAINTED A BRIGHT PINK.

YES IS JD REALLY JOHN DEAREE THE TRACTOR MOGUL? ARE HIS ROTTIES A FORM RINGLING BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRUS ACT TAUGHT TO BARK IN UNISON TO THE FAMOUS SONG, FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE BEE..

DOES LITTLE DEBBIE STOP BY TO SEE HER PINK APRD UNCLE BREADIE WEAING LOAFERS AND HIS LAVENDAR TUTU OUTFIT WHILE PARADING AROUND THE BUNKHOUSE WITH LIMP WRIST FLAILING ABOUT OFFERING TO PICK THE CROP FIELD DAYS LINT OFF OF JD/S GAY FIELD HANDS BELLY BUTTONS?

WILL HIS MOM SOMEDAY FOUND OUT HIS SECRET AND MOVE OUT OF MASON CITY IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN HER SANITY???

CAN BREADIE THEN NOT LOAF AND SHOW HIS FACE IN HIS PROFILE PIC. YES IN FEAR OF DIOVERY HE HAS POSTED OVER 1,600 BLOGS IN HERE TELLING EVERYTHING BUT WONT SHOW HIS FACE??

DOESN'T THAT SEEM KIND OF STRANGE OR ESTRAINED TO YOIU ALL?

WILL I CONTUE MY MJISSION OF MERCY TO SUPPORT AND ALL YOU VIEWERS TO UNDERSTAND AND THUS BENEFIT FROM THE TRUTH?

SO FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING IN YOUR COMMENTS TO THIS POSTING OF PURPOSE AND POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE?

LIKE THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES UNCLE JED USED TO SAY

YOU ALL COME BACK NOW.........YOU HEAR!!!!.
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