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flipflop87 31 M
13  Articles
I liked it, hope you do too   1/13/2010

An inspiring speaker is giving a very motivating talk at this gathering and he says, "yes it is true that every successful man has a woman behind him to support and always cheer him up for all challenges. In my personal life I spent more than half of my life in the arms of a woman, always supporting and defending and reinforcing my thoughts and SHE WAS NOT MY WIFE". The audience giggled and ...


1 Comments, 249 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
WelshTeen4U 29 M
5  Articles
Some Jokes to lighten your day.   5/15/2009

The big bad wolf said: "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!" The little pig replies: "Fuck off or I'll sneeze on you!"



What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I dont know and I dont care.



A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old ...


0 Comments, 193 Views, 5 Votes ,5.75 Score
lycathrope 35 M
1  Article
Nympho Nun!   12/26/2008

a new young nun arrived at a convent and was welcomed rather warmly.

after a short tour by one of the older nuns, she was taken to her new room and then to supper.

during bedtime, she couldnt sleep. she knows the only thing that could make her sleep was a round of sex.

she got out of bed and took a walk. she passed by an office and to her amazement found a 9 inch dildo ...


0 Comments, 324 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
itskeywest 73 M
1  Article
a couple of one liners   5/29/2008

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

Did you hear about the two gay judges who tried each other?


1 Comments, 215 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
ooohaaahcum4me 46 M
7  Articles
CALL THE POLICE   4/5/2008

CALL THE POLICE Apr 1, 2008 1:19 am 222 Views It was late and I was not concentrating as I approached an old friend who seems distressed. Concerned, I asked him why he was frigidity and uptight, nervous and speaking with broken syllables. His shirt was torn out of his pants, he was dazed--somewhat stoned. I asked "Tom, did you drink tonight?" "No, No, ..." He kept repeating and looking in all ...


1 Comments, 379 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Georgiaboy30 49 M
6  Articles
Absolutely Funny!!!   12/16/2007

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.

Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she ...


1 Comments, 300 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
This is my last joke...unless I get a rise from someone   12/7/2007

A farmer ordered a high tech automatic milking machine. Since it arrived while his wife was away shopping, he thought he would try it out on himself. He opened it up and slipped his "Manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon he realized that the machine was providing him a lot more pleasure than his wife ever did. When the fun was over he found that ...


2 Comments, 400 Views, 13 Votes ,5.66 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
OK, Maybe You'll Like This One   12/7/2007

A lone cowboy rides into town right off the dusty trail. He climbs down from his horse and ties the reins to a hitchin post. He takes off his hat and slaps his jeans to knock off the days dust. He then goes to the back of the horse, raises his tail and plants a big kiss right on his asshole. A man standing nearby witnessed this and asked him why in the hell did he do that. The cowboy told him ...


0 Comments, 296 Views, 11 Votes ,5.04 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Adult Bookstore Salesman!   12/6/2007

It was the first day on the job for this young man at a local adult bookstore. His boss had watched him work the register and felt he was doing OK so he told him to mind the store while he ran some errands. After the owner left, a very good looking woman entered the store and went right past the books and videos to the wall where all the toys were. She was picking up several different dildos ...


2 Comments, 416 Views, 15 Votes ,6.19 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
The Good Sons   12/2/2007

Three brothers got together after they graduated from college and reflected on how they were doing in life and how they got there. They all agreed that it was mostly because of their mother. She worked very hard to put them thru college and made many sacrifices. They decided that it was time to reward her for all her efforts. During the next year, they would all make some attempt to make their ...


0 Comments, 307 Views, 11 Votes ,5.97 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Nurse Humor   11/14/2007

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Oreparring to write a check, she pulls out a rectal therometer from her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without skipping a beat she says, "That's great.......that's really great...... some asshole has got my pen.


1 Comments, 239 Views, 9 Votes ,5.78 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
How Sweet!   10/21/2007

This happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which give the sperm all the energy they need to complete their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, your saying that there's a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's ...


0 Comments, 274 Views, 11 Votes ,5.97 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
What's The Difference???   10/21/2007

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

















Spitting, swallowing and gargling


0 Comments, 144 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Best Round of Golf Ever!   10/21/2007

A man was at the country club shooting a round of golf. He was having a great round, on the first hole he scored a birdie, on the second hole he managed an eagle and the third hole was his first ever hole in one.

His cell phone rang and it was a doctor at a local hospital informing him that his wife had been in a terrible accident and was in ICU. He told the doctor to tell her where he ...


0 Comments, 212 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
The Italian Golfer!   10/21/2007

An 80 year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a checkup.The doctor is amazed at what good physical condition he is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

"I'm Italian and I'm a golfer", says the old guy, "and that's why I stay in such good shape. I'm up before daylight and get out on the fairways as soon as it's light. I go up and down the fairways, come ...


0 Comments, 165 Views, 8 Votes ,6.03 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
BLONDE JOKE   10/21/2007

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had aquired two new puppies, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her friend said, "who ever heard of someone naming a dogs like that?" "HELLOOOOOO!" the blonde replied, "they're watch dogs!"


0 Comments, 146 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Little Known Facts   10/21/2007

IF YOU YELLED FOR 8 MONTHS 7 DAYS AND 6 HOURS YOU WOULD PRODUCE ENOUGH ENERGY TO HEAT ONE CUP OF COFFEE! (hardly seems worth it)

IF YOU FARTED 6 YARS AND NINE MONTHS, ENOUGH GAS IS PRODUCED TO CREATE THE ENERGY OF THE ATOM BOMB! (now that's more like it)



THE HUMAN HEART PRODUCES ENEOUGH PRESSURE TO SQUIRT BLOOD OVER 30 FEET! (OMG!)

A PIG'S ORGASM LASTS 30 ...


0 Comments, 84 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
ASSICONS   10/21/2007

We all know tghose cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where: means a smile and means a frown. Sometimes these are represented by or or ) or (

Well how about some ASSICONS? HERE GOES;(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

{_!_} A swishy ass ...


0 Comments, 121 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
An Irish Ballerina   10/21/2007

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, harry armpit as she pointed to all the people at the bar and asked, "what man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as all the patrons tried to ignore her. But at the other end of the bar, an owl-eyed old drunk slammed his hand on the bar and bellowed, "bartender, ...


0 Comments, 100 Views, 5 Votes ,4.77 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Nair Hair   10/7/2007

My neighbor found out that her little dog couldn't hear very well so she took him to the vet. The vet found that his ears were compacted with excessive hair and removed the hair and cleaned out his ears. He told the lady that she could keep this from reoccouring by simply going to the drug store and buy some Nair hair remover and swab his ears once a month. The lady went to the drug store and got ...


0 Comments, 155 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
My wife left me!   10/7/2007

I don't understand, after the last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on our expenses, I had to quit drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a twelve pack on weekends, but I soon quit anyway. One day, while helping her put away the groceries, I came across a receipt that was $45 for makeup. I said, "wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything yet!" ...


0 Comments, 194 Views, 7 Votes ,5.84 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?   10/7/2007

PAGR DOWN FOR ANSWER















S&M&M


0 Comments, 106 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Bad Sunburn   10/7/2007

A man falls asleep on the beach and wakes up with a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is admitted with second degree burns. With his skin already beginning to blister, The Dr prescribes continuous intravenus feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a viagra pill every four hours. The nurse who is astounded asked, "what good will the viagra do him?" The Dr. replied, "it'll ...


0 Comments, 116 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Used Rubbers!   8/26/2007

Do you know how to reuse a rubber?? A. You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A. Full!


0 Comments, 104 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
I don't care who you are, this is funny!   8/22/2007

Nymphomaniacs Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up to see the most beautiful woman he had ever seen boarding the plane and was headed right toward him. As luck would have it, she sat in the seat next to him. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "business trip or pleasure?" She smiled at him and replied, "business, ...


0 Comments, 181 Views, 9 Votes ,6.20 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Two old Ladies   8/2/2007

There was two old ladies doing charity work at a nursing home. They stepped out back to smoke a cigarette. After they took a few a few puffs, it started to rain. One lady put out her cigarette and started to walk in when she saw her friend pull out a condom from her pocket and then cut the end off with the sizzors from her other pocket. She then slid the condom over her cigarette, exposing the ...


3 Comments, 231 Views, 7 Votes ,4.82 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Golf Again   7/29/2007

Two old men were playing a round of golf one day and when they got to the 18th hole, they noticed a hearse and funeral procession going by on the main road along side the 18th hole. Sam removed his hat and placed it over his heart and bowed his head as his friend looked on. When the funeral procession was past, Sam put on his hat and started to line up his next shot. His friend said, "Sam, that ...


0 Comments, 112 Views, 4 Votes ,5.57 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
More Golf   7/29/2007

Three generations of men, the son, the father of the son and the father of the father decided to play a round of golf. They were at the first tee ready to tee off whan a lovely young woman came up to them and asked if she could join them. It seemed her partner, a doctor, had a last minute emergency and had to leave her alone. They all looked at each other and said sure, ladies first! The lady got ...


0 Comments, 131 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Two Lovely Lesbians   7/28/2007

These two lovely lesbians were sitting side by side at the bar. Neither one knew the other, but they both knew why they were there. Neither one wanted to make the first move. Finally one turns to the other and says, "let me be frank...." and the other jumps back, "No, let me be Frank!"


0 Comments, 103 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Frustrated2007 74 M
45  Articles
Speeding ticket   7/28/2007

A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and walks up to the driver and says, "let me see your license." The driver relies, "I'm sorry officer, I can't do that." "why not?" "I lost my license a few years ago because of a DUI that resulted in a death." "Let me see your registration". "I can't do that either." "Why not?" "This isn't my car, I stole it." "Then open the glove box and let me see who it ...


0 Comments, 174 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
WelshTeen4U 29 M
5  Articles
2 Blonde Jokes   5/19/2007

JOKE 1

Two friends chatting in a cafe.

The brunette says to the blonde, "You are what you eat you know"

The blonde looks up angrily and says, "Are you calling me a cunt!?" JOKE 2

Why did the blonde have bruises round her belly button? Cause blonde guys arent that smart either =)


0 Comments, 273 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
WelshTeen4U 29 M
5  Articles
Preacher Man on his deathbed   5/7/2007

An old preacher man is dieing. he sends a message to his Lawyer and and agent of the Inland Revenue to come to his house immediatly, for time was short. As they entered the room, the preacher beckoned them both to sit on each side of the bed. For a long while nobody said anything. They were both honoured that the man had asked them to be by his side, but were puzzled because the preacher had ...


0 Comments, 820 Views, 50 Votes ,5.44 Score
WelshTeen4U 29 M
5  Articles
Margaret and Charles   2/18/2007

An elderly couple, Charles and Margaret, are in California.
Charles always wanted some authentic cowboy boots, seeing some on sale one day, he buys them. Wears them back to the house, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife
(Charles) "Notice anything different?"
(Margaret) "Nope"
Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back ...


3 Comments, 3045 Views, 83 Votes ,4.18 Score
WelshTeen4U 29 M
5  Articles
A Famous Mouse   2/18/2007

A well-known cartoon mouse go to head studios to meet with the Manager, the Producer and a Consultant Psychologist.
The mouse walks into the room and takes a seat.
(Manager) "We have called you here to discuss the results of your accusations towards your fellow Co-hostess"
(The Prouduce) "Micky, the Doctor here has done a full examination of Minnie and found nothing to back up what ...


0 Comments, 173 Views, 16 Votes ,5.04 Score
firsttimesuxboy 48 M
6  Articles
He saved her life :-S   1/30/2007

There's these two country type blokes (Men) sitting down to lunch at this fancy cafe, any way a lady near them start's to choke on her food, all these people are running around in a mad panic trying to work out what to do. So without any fuss one of the country blokes walks over to this lady , pulles down her pants and lickes the full crack of her arse! she gets such a shock she spits out ...


0 Comments, 208 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
tixif150 55 M
4  Articles
Asshole strecher   9/21/2006

A women was late for work and was driving somewhat over the speed limit. Sure enough, just as she crossed a bridge she saw a cop hiding there with his radar gun out. The cop pulled her over and asked where she was going in such a hurry. She said she was late for work. The cop said what do you do? She said I am an asshole streacher. He asked How do you do that? She said I start with ...


1 Comments, 452 Views, 22 Votes ,6.25 Score
redturbo 57 M
1  Article
Breast enlargement.   8/22/2006

A small breasted woman says to her husband "I've seen an advert for breast enlargement, the surgery's only charging $2000 dollars"
The husband says "Don't be rediculous, we can't afford that. Why don't you just stuff some toilet tissue down there"?
She says "That won't make much difference will it"?
He says "Oh I dunno, it worked on your ass"!


0 Comments, 354 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
ghosting 52 M
11  Articles
WHY IS A CUCUMBER BETTER THAN A MAN?   7/28/2006

This was sent to me by E-mail from a friend I have no idea who wrote it or when... Enjoy
WHY IS A CUCUMBER BETTER THAN A MAN?
You can enjoy a cucumber all night long. Cucumber stains wash out. You don't have to drink wine and dine with a cucumber before getting to the fun stuff. Your cucumber will always wait patiently for you in the car while you go shopping. ...


0 Comments, 293 Views, 20 Votes ,3.76 Score
HKAGuy 46 M
2  Articles
Italian learning English   2/27/2006

A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: <br> <br> <br> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again ...


4 Comments, 1991 Views, 101 Votes ,5.74 Score
Buck7583 63 M
102  Articles
Charlie Makes Me Laugh   2/10/2006

Howdy Cowboy’s: <br> <br> I have been wondering lately why my life seams to of taken on this unambiguous nature, and how things are working out so much better these days, and after much deliberation I have concluded that I owe all this to my boyfriend Charlie. I met Charlie on Out Personals last year and we began chatting and instant messaging, right at first we realized ...


0 Comments, 187 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
Buck7583 63 M
102  Articles
Maybe You'll Laugh, Maybe You Won't   1/31/2006

Howdy Cowboy’s: <br> From the suppressed memory bank’s of Uncle Buck, comes another sensational contribution to the world of blog’s, I was talking to my B/F Charlie and we were discussing some of my adolescent experiences, when I started telling him about something I used to do as a teenager, you may or may not find humor in my non- fictional tale, but I had allot of fun ...


0 Comments, 279 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
Buck7583 63 M
102  Articles
" DAD " Does Being Gay mean That You Are Going To Start Wearing Makeup And Pantyhose???   1/11/2006

Howdy Cowboy's: Recently Last year my family found out that I was Gay, it was by accident, naming my ISP for accidentally sending some illicit pictures that I was sending to someone was coming back to my in box when my ISP decided to screw up and they sent them to my ex wife, Oh well so she found out that I was Gay, after 22 years of marriage and a divorce over things not related to me ...


0 Comments, 386 Views, 6 Votes ,5.36 Score
Buck7583 63 M
102  Articles
This Midnight Cowboy's Gonna Ride !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   1/9/2006

Howdy Cowboy's; Let's get all the pleasantries outta the way, Happy New Year to all you Cowboy's out there. <br> NOW, as I was trying to think of something special to do for new years this year, I had to look no further that my bed this morning, as my newly attained partner of two weeks, my mind started to reel about the cumming new year and what to do, of course the couple hours ...


0 Comments, 350 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
ohopenupandsayah 46 M
2  Articles
embarassing time with a guy   12/31/2005

ok me and this guy had chatted for about a month straight. We finally decided to meet. So he give me his address. We decide what we are going to do and when. So i go to his apartment complex only i have written the wrong apartment number. There is a guy i had sex with 2 time before. Hes in shock because we met at my place and not his. I'm in shock thinking the guy i was meeting was this ...


1 Comments, 1024 Views, 29 Votes ,3.14 Score
loadwarrier 53 M
4  Articles
I guess this goes here...   5/28/2005

So, I think this was funny, well, it was funny for a minute or two... <br> I was in bed with my boyfriend, let's call him Larry, and he was, well, let's say "well hung" and we had been making out for fifteen or twenty minutes and stripping down to our underwear. He always wore a fresh pair of tighty-whities, nothing fancy, plain old Fruit of the loom, maybe a size too small for ...


0 Comments, 600 Views, 21 Votes ,5.48 Score
Wanker26 72 M
6  Articles
My Friend is an Exhibitionist !   2/10/2005

I have a friend who has a secret fantasy which involves being naked in public. He would love to be kidnapped, stripped naked , or at least have his pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles , tied and bound , blindfolded , and gaged, and left in a public place like a park or a mall parking lot. <br> He also wants to have this act of lewdness photograped with a video camera ...


0 Comments, 403 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
johan_411 37 M
16  Articles
Being a Metrosexual could be a Curse!   12/10/2004

Metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. metrosexuality n. <br> I suppose I am an urban male with a somewhat strong sense of aesthetic... I don't like to spend a lot of money and time on my appearance, but lets face it-- It takes some $$$ to look good, and it ...


1 Comments, 535 Views, 41 Votes ,5.12 Score
johan_411 37 M
16  Articles
Love in the Workplace   12/7/2004

I am assuming everyone that reads this article has had a crazy crush with someone they have worked with. The type of crush that when he stands next to you, it feels like heaven. The type of crush that whatever he talks about (even about dog poop) is interesting. What to do? We all know that when we have a crush on someone, our imagination runs wild, and things come up (literally). ...


2 Comments, 387 Views, 26 Votes ,4.97 Score
freeboy1 41 M
2  Articles
be honest to you honey.   12/6/2004

I and my friend meet on outpersonals some few months ago and we are planing to get marriage.and all of use are planing a holly union wedding in washington D C SO PLESAE be honest it pays. REGARDS. FREEBOY1


0 Comments, 230 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
skeetertex 59 GC
2  Articles
sex after circumcision   11/19/2004

Many years ago at age 22 I had a circumcision as an adult which was very painful and I don't recommend it for others. Anyway, sex was supposed to be out of the question for 10-12 weeks. After about 8 difficult weeks, my lover and I decided it was time to try. In the dark, he reached for the KY jelly in the night stand and grabbed the Ben Gay instead. After just a few very bried moments ...


4 Comments, 911 Views, 64 Votes ,5.64 Score
KamasutraGuy003 37 M
5  Articles
guess wat   8/25/2004

A guy & a gurl, Guess wat, Behind da bushes, Guess wat, Squeezin & squeezin, Guess wat, Suckin & suckin, Guess wat < wer simply sippin up da cock dear, Wat did u think?


0 Comments, 223 Views, 33 Votes
KamasutraGuy003 37 M
5  Articles
don,t ever turn off da lights   8/25/2004

Once two guy met 4 first time & decided 2 have sex.So 4 mutual satisfaction dey borded a room but da prob was der was dat der was no electricity so dey hav 2 do sex in darkness & so went da exploration. One guy lie on da bed naked while other decided 2 hav sex through top of him.so he came & try 2 insert his dick in his hole but couldn't find 1. So ddecided 2 go 4 da mouth but couldn't find ...


0 Comments, 308 Views, 43 Votes
KamasutraGuy003 37 M
5  Articles
don't protect ur wife.   8/25/2004

Once 2 honeymoon couple wer in a hotel havin day long sex.Wen suddenly a sex manic brust in2 der room wit a gun, & asked da husband 2 leave da bed. Being afraid da husband left da sheets naked.Da manic den draw a circle on da floor wit da chalk & threatned da husband dat if he com out of da drawn circle he gonna shoot him dead.Den da manic jump at da bed & her wife. Being satisfied ...


1 Comments, 405 Views, 53 Votes
neil246 34 M
3  Articles
Guy walks into a bar...   1/25/2004

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is ...


0 Comments, 382 Views, 186 Votes ,8.38 Score
neil246 34 M
3  Articles
Don't Ever Lie to Your Mother!   1/25/2004

A young man called John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome John's room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two & this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John & his ...


0 Comments, 411 Views, 371 Votes ,9.42 Score